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(1 smoke | Purple Haze) Funny Joke Guys!!! [27 Jan 2005|01:31pm] [ mood | Giddy. ] [ music | The Led Zeppelins - Laughter Jaffter. ] A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple who have been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!" The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites. Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were thinking. "That poor old couple." As the man began to eat his French fries, one young man stood up and came over to the old couples table. He politely offered to buy another meal. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything. Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time, the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing. As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again. After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?" She answered, This is great - scroll down! Just a little more... Almost there... "The teeth!!" :-0

(2 smoke | Purple Haze) It's tuesday...!!! [18 Jan 2005|04:37pm] [ mood | cool, calm, and collective. ] [ music | Silvertide - Devil's Daughter. ] This past weekend was alright, Friday I went to my brothers show and met some cool people. Saturday i went to my friend Dan's house and we got drunk. Sunday, I watched the EAGLES game, then me and him went to Burger King then we wanted to go bowling, but couldnt get to our ride with some girl Kelly.... so we went on a never0ending quest for weed, which in fact, ended with us having no weed. Monday was cool, today was alright, tomorrow will be good (get out of school at 1).... I just bored myself with this post, so to make it up to you, here ya go... www.titties.com .... all better?

(Purple Haze) Fuck you and your fag school... [13 Jan 2005|10:47pm] [ mood | Yeah, I listen to rap sometime ] [ music | Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique ] HAHA... Well today i was sick as hell, so I gave my Scissor Sisters ticket to Mikey Welsh, and he told me he would dedicate his show for me on Friday.... I know know what it feels like to be a hot 17 year old blonde... Anyways, I plan on feeling better tomorrow, so i can go to school then have energy for Mikey's loving performance for me on the guitar that night <333... THIS JUST IN, I AM GAY, Mike

(2 smoke | Purple Haze) Guh-Guh. [10 Jan 2005|06:34pm] [ mood | Chillin nigga, and you? ] [ music | Sequel To A Tragedy - Ghost Stories. ] Some smut-jawn(aka Steph) was kind enough to fix my crapped out layout, and i give 1 million thanks you's to her. "I don't care if there is a Secret Hot Girls Club or not, Dancing Bubble Kiss time is an awesome idea."

(Purple Haze) NEVERRR! [10 Jan 2005|01:23am] [ mood | Cold ] [ music | Dan/Kelly's Voice ] This weekend was cool, I went to my good friend Dan's from friday night til sunday afternoon. We smoked about $30. I fell in mud, got shut down by a girl, and and played about 50 games of ESPN NFL 2K5.

(1 smoke | Purple Haze) Guitarobics... [06 Jan 2005|01:07am] [ mood | GEEETARZ! ] [ music | Edgar Winter Group - Dying To Live ] I love school, it goes by so fast and gives me something to do, not to mention i get to have a life for 6 1/2 hours... Besides that, me and Jon are FINALLY getting shit together this weekend for our little group we are trying to make... An Update on Ashley: She called me sweet, you know what that means Frank. Why Am I Dying To Live, Merks

(Purple Haze) Squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg. [27 Dec 2004|01:04pm] [ mood | I want to be Jimmy Page. ] [ music | Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin. ] So yes, today I am supposed to be playing guitar with Chucky Finster (Jon, his slave name) but he might be ascared and won't come. Anyways, Eagles tonight. Marijuana tonight? No thanks.

(3 smoke | Purple Haze) whoa, purple fucking haze!!!1 [25 Dec 2004|11:32pm] [ mood | dude WTF!!! ] [ music | Led Zeppelin - ] dude, like, what?!?!? omg man.

(2 smoke | Purple Haze) All this racism is killing me. [19 Feb 2004|09:46pm] Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Mindless Self Indulgence Are you female or male:: Faggot Describe yourself:: Like Shit How do some people feel about you:: Dickface How do you feel about yourself:: Wack! Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Two Hookers Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Royally Fucked Describe where you want to be:: Seven Eleven Describe what you want to be:: Golden I Describe how you live:: Diabolical Describe how you love:: Rip Off Share a few words of wisdom:: Dicks Are For My Friends Tasty cakeys, wanna makeys?

(Purple Haze) It's me. It's me. It's DDP... [16 Jan 2004|03:37pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | queens of the stone age- go with the flow ] 001) What time are you starting this?: 3:10 in the pm 002) Name?: Mike 003) Date of birth?: Decembre un...thats French for all ya'll 004) Sex?: Michael 005) Height?: 5'5 006) Eye color?: blue/green 007) Weight?: no, you wait 008) Location?: Philadelphia 009) Where were you born?: Hospital 012) Do you have crush on someone?: yip yip 013) Do you have a bf/gf?:i dont know 014) If so, what is their name:i want a girl named Ethel 015) How long have you been together?: none years 016) What are you wearing right now?: Deuce Staley jersey and pants 017) Would you have sex before marriage?: sure, why not 018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Fr. Kilty 019) Are you a virgin?: yip yip 020) Do you smoke?: i light things on fire? 021) Do you drink?: we all drink. water that is 022) Are you ghetto?: Fo' sho 023) Are you a player?: nah 024) What are your favorite colors?: black n red 025) What is your favorite animal?: Fish and monkeys 026) Do you have any birthmarks?: yip yip.. knee 027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: by my brother 028) Who are your best friends?: uh. dan, tom, and carlos is my best mexican friend. 029) Have you ever beat someone up? hells yea 030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: dan 031) Have you ever been slapped?: yip yip 032) Do you get online a lot?: yes 033) Are you shy or outgoing?: out go...ing 034) Do you shower?: whats a shower 035) Do you hate school?: no sir 036) Do you have a social life?: yes 037) How easily do you trust people?: i trust many 038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: yes 039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: uhh, probably 040) Would you ever sky dive?: nah 041) Do you like to dance?: are you hitting on me 068) Have you ever been out of state?: yes 069) Do you like to travel?: nah, too far 071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: almost 071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nah 072) Are you spoiled?: nah 073) Are you a brat?: nah 074) Have you ever been dumped?: nah 075) Have you ever gotten high?: once at Ozzfest, some old guy was somking, and he got me high. 076) What's your favorite drink?: Pepsi or Root Beer 077) Do you like Snapple?: nah 078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yep 079) What toothpaste do you use?: umm Crest 080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Cell Phone 081) Do you have a curfew?: i am supposed to, but i dont 082) Who do you look up to?: tall people (get it) 083) Are you a role model?: probably. to some little chap. 085) What name brand do you wear the most?: um, GBX and Reebok 086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: a ring i guess 087) What do you have pierced?: nah 088) What do you want pierced?: i dunno 089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure 090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure 091) Do you have a tan?: nope 092) Do you get annoyed easily?: yes, so stop asking so many damn questions 093) Have you ever started a rumor?: nah. yes 094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: cell phone, you already asked this 095) Do you have your own pool?: no 096) Do you have any siblings?: yes, bill and amy and jim 097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers 098) Have you ever been played?: like a fiddle 099) Have you ever played anyone?: in chess 100) Do you get along with your parents?: yes 102) How do you vent your anger?: give myself dead legs 103) Have you ever ran away?: no, i get tired easily. 104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no 105) Do you even have a job?: no 106) Do you daydream a lot?: ... sorry what was the question, i was daydreaming. nigger 107) Do you have a lot of exes?: yes, 12 to be exact 108) Do you run your mouth?: like a ...faucet 109) What do you want a tattoo of? my name 110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing 111) What are your favorite flowers?: weed 112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: umm, 5'4, blonde hair, killer rack, and a pooty to match 113) What does your most recent crush look like?: gah. she is a bit taller than me, black hair, breasts, girl, naughty places. 114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yes 115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: no 116) Are you rude?: no 117) What was the last compliment you received: um, someone said nice smile mikey.. 119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie 120) Are you flexible?: kinda 121) What is your heritage?: irish 122) What is your lucky number?: 13 123) What does your hair look like right now?: short and brown 124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no 125) When was your last real heartbreak?: i got kicked in the chest by my brother. girl wise, never 126) Describe your looks?: nah 127 if you had to compleltly dye your hair what color would it be? nah 128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes 129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: pffprobably 130) When was the last time you were drunk?: never 131) When was the last time you went on a date?: uhh, last month, it was more of a chill in than a go out 132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: both, at the same time 133) Have you ever given?: yes 134) Have you ever received?: yes 135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: no 136) Do you have one now?: no 137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: two, dont wanna sound desperate 138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: nah 139) If yes, when was the last time?: nah 140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: fasha 141) Do you cry a lot?: nah 142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: back up 143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: ha 144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yep 145) Are you the romantic type?: i dont know, ask you mom 146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: 4 times 147) What do you like most about your body?: my arms and hands. so develish. 148) What do you like least about your body?: my crooked penis. i dont know 150) When was the last time you threw up?: two weeks! two weeks! (Total Recall) 151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Baaaalondes 152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: GBX nigga 153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nah 154) What about cleavage?: nah 155) Is your best friend a virgin?: yea 156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: in the ass. no 157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no. 158) What color are your underwear right now?: Camoflauge 159) What theme does your room have?: stinks like something is being melted 160) What size shoe do you wear? 9 161) What jewelry are you wearing now? none 162) What is your screen name on AIM?: kttnmouthking99 163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: nah 164) How are you feeling right now?: tired 165) When was the last time you were at a party?: um, when i went to dans 2 weeks ago 166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: no, but i get oneses 167) What do you sleep in?: a bed.. and i wear clothes idiot 168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: probably 169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i lie to you way to much 170) What is one of your good qualities?: i dont know 171) Would you marry for money?: yes 172) What do you drive?: my dick in yo' mouf 173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: i played roadrash before 174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: none of the above 175) What does your lj username mean?: it means kttnmouthking99 176) What's your favorite lj to read?: my own, so vain 177) When was the last time you cried in school?: today of laughter 178) Do you wear Chucks?: no, i dont steal things from chuck, he is a cool guy. and what are chucks anyway? 179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: yea 180) What time are you finishing this? 3: 30 in the pm

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