Purple Haze All In My Brain

Funny Joke Guys!!!

2005-01-27T18:33:57Z

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter
evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young
couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what
the admirers were thinking.

"Look, there is a couple who have been through a lot together, probably
for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with
no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off
the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one
drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut
it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted
out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one
pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife
took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were thinking.

"That poor old couple." As the man began to eat his French fries, one
young man stood up and came over to the old couples table. He politely
offered to buy another meal.

The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing
everything. Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten
a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
sipped some of the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them
something to eat.

This time, the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing. As
the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old
lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered,

This is great - scroll down!

Just a little more...

Almost there...

"The teeth!!"

:-0

It's tuesday...!!!

2005-01-18T21:37:15Z

This past weekend was alright, Friday I went to my brothers show and met some cool people.

Saturday i went to my friend Dan's house and we got drunk.

Sunday, I watched the EAGLES game, then me and him went to Burger King then we wanted to go bowling, but couldnt get to our ride with some girl Kelly.... so we went on a never0ending quest for weed, which in fact, ended with us having no weed.

Monday was cool, today was alright, tomorrow will be good (get out of school at 1)....

I just bored myself with this post, so to make it up to you, here ya go...

www.titties.com .... all better?

Fuck you and your fag school...

2005-01-14T03:48:22Z

HAHA...

Well today i was sick as hell, so I gave my Scissor Sisters ticket to Mikey Welsh, and he told me he would dedicate his show for me on Friday.... I know know what it feels like to be a hot 17 year old blonde...

Anyways, I plan on feeling better tomorrow, so i can go to school then have energy for Mikey's loving performance for me on the guitar that night <333...

THIS JUST IN, I AM GAY,
Mike

Guh-Guh.

2005-01-10T23:37:27Z

Some smut-jawn(aka Steph) was kind enough to fix my crapped out layout, and i give 1 million thanks you's to her.

"I don't care if there is a Secret Hot Girls Club or not, Dancing Bubble Kiss time is an awesome idea."

NEVERRR!

2005-01-10T06:26:14Z

This weekend was cool, I went to my good friend Dan's from friday night til sunday afternoon.

We smoked about $30.

I fell in mud, got shut down by a girl, and and played about 50 games of ESPN NFL 2K5.

Guitarobics...

2005-01-06T06:11:42Z

I love school, it goes by so fast and gives me something to do, not to mention i get to have a life for 6 1/2 hours...

Besides that, me and Jon are FINALLY getting shit together this weekend for our little group we are trying to make...

An Update on Ashley: She called me sweet, you know what that means Frank.

Why Am I Dying To Live,
Merks

Squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg.

2004-12-27T18:04:59Z

So yes, today I am supposed to be playing guitar with Chucky Finster (Jon, his slave name) but he might be ascared and won't come.

Anyways, Eagles tonight.

Marijuana tonight? No thanks.

whoa, purple fucking haze!!!1

2004-12-26T07:34:40Z

dude, like, what?!?!? omg man.

All this racism is killing me.

2004-02-20T03:00:54Z

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Mindless Self Indulgence
Are you female or male:: Faggot
Describe yourself:: Like Shit
How do some people feel about you:: Dickface
How do you feel about yourself:: Wack!
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Two Hookers
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Royally Fucked
Describe where you want to be:: Seven Eleven
Describe what you want to be:: Golden I
Describe how you live:: Diabolical
Describe how you love:: Rip Off
Share a few words of wisdom:: Dicks Are For My Friends

Tasty cakeys, wanna makeys?

It's me. It's me. It's DDP...

2004-01-16T20:40:39Z

001) What time are you starting this?: 3:10 in the pm
002) Name?: Mike
003) Date of birth?: Decembre un...thats French for all ya'll
004) Sex?: Michael
005) Height?: 5'5
006) Eye color?: blue/green
007) Weight?: no, you wait
008) Location?: Philadelphia
009) Where were you born?: Hospital
012) Do you have crush on someone?: yip yip
013) Do you have a bf/gf?:i dont know
014) If so, what is their name:i want a girl named Ethel
015) How long have you been together?: none years
016) What are you wearing right now?: Deuce Staley jersey and pants
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: sure, why not
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Fr. Kilty
019) Are you a virgin?: yip yip
020) Do you smoke?: i light things on fire?
021) Do you drink?: we all drink. water that is
022) Are you ghetto?: Fo' sho
023) Are you a player?: nah
024) What are your favorite colors?: black n red
025) What is your favorite animal?: Fish and monkeys
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: yip yip.. knee
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: by my brother
028) Who are your best friends?: uh. dan, tom, and carlos is my best mexican friend.
029) Have you ever beat someone up? hells yea
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: dan
031) Have you ever been slapped?: yip yip
032) Do you get online a lot?: yes
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: out go...ing
034) Do you shower?: whats a shower
035) Do you hate school?: no sir
036) Do you have a social life?: yes
037) How easily do you trust people?: i trust many
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: yes
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: uhh, probably
040) Would you ever sky dive?: nah
041) Do you like to dance?: are you hitting on me
068) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
069) Do you like to travel?: nah, too far
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: almost
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nah
072) Are you spoiled?: nah
073) Are you a brat?: nah
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nah
075) Have you ever gotten high?: once at Ozzfest, some old guy was somking, and he got me high.
076) What's your favorite drink?: Pepsi or Root Beer
077) Do you like Snapple?: nah
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yep
079) What toothpaste do you use?: umm Crest
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Cell Phone
081) Do you have a curfew?: i am supposed to, but i dont
082) Who do you look up to?: tall people (get it)
083) Are you a role model?: probably. to some little chap.
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: um, GBX and Reebok
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: a ring i guess
087) What do you have pierced?: nah
088) What do you want pierced?: i dunno
089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure
091) Do you have a tan?: nope
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: yes, so stop asking so many damn questions
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: nah. yes
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: cell phone, you already asked this
095) Do you have your own pool?: no
096) Do you have any siblings?: yes, bill and amy and jim
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
098) Have you ever been played?: like a fiddle
099) Have you ever played anyone?: in chess
100) Do you get along with your parents?: yes
102) How do you vent your anger?: give myself dead legs
103) Have you ever ran away?: no, i get tired easily.
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
105) Do you even have a job?: no
106) Do you daydream a lot?: ... sorry what was the question, i was daydreaming. nigger
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: yes, 12 to be exact
108) Do you run your mouth?: like a ...faucet
109) What do you want a tattoo of? my name
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
111) What are your favorite flowers?: weed
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: umm, 5'4, blonde hair, killer rack, and a pooty to match
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: gah. she is a bit taller than me, black hair, breasts, girl, naughty places.
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: no
116) Are you rude?: no
117) What was the last compliment you received: um, someone said nice smile mikey..
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: kinda
121) What is your heritage?: irish
122) What is your lucky number?: 13
123) What does your hair look like right now?: short and brown
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: i got kicked in the chest by my brother. girl wise, never
126) Describe your looks?: nah
127 if you had to compleltly dye your hair what color would it be? nah
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: pffprobably
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: never
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: uhh, last month, it was more of a chill in than a go out
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: both, at the same time
133) Have you ever given?: yes
134) Have you ever received?: yes
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: no
136) Do you have one now?: no
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: two, dont wanna sound desperate
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: nah
139) If yes, when was the last time?: nah
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: fasha
141) Do you cry a lot?: nah
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: back up
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: ha
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yep
145) Are you the romantic type?: i dont know, ask you mom
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: 4 times
147) What do you like most about your body?: my arms and hands. so develish.
148) What do you like least about your body?: my crooked penis. i dont know
150) When was the last time you threw up?: two weeks! two weeks! (Total Recall)
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Baaaalondes
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: GBX nigga
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nah
154) What about cleavage?: nah
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: yea
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: in the ass. no
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no.
158) What color are your underwear right now?: Camoflauge
159) What theme does your room have?: stinks like something is being melted
160) What size shoe do you wear? 9
161) What jewelry are you wearing now? none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: kttnmouthking99
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: nah
164) How are you feeling right now?: tired
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: um, when i went to dans 2 weeks ago
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: no, but i get oneses
167) What do you sleep in?: a bed.. and i wear clothes idiot
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: probably
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i lie to you way to much
170) What is one of your good qualities?: i dont know
171) Would you marry for money?: yes
172) What do you drive?: my dick in yo' mouf
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: i played roadrash before
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: none of the above
175) What does your lj username mean?: it means kttnmouthking99
176) What's your favorite lj to read?: my own, so vain
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: today of laughter
178) Do you wear Chucks?: no, i dont steal things from chuck, he is a cool guy. and what are chucks anyway?
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: yea
180) What time are you finishing this? 3: 30 in the pm